» The life of a multishipper in a nutshell
multishipper: oh look a ship hell yass
multishipper: another ship woohooo
multishipper: so many ships i ship all of them oh my god
person: but what's your OTP
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: *sweats*
multishipper: *convulses*
multishipper: *gasps*
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: well

princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

usbdongle:

trying to draw something really embarrassing like

image

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

» The life of a multishipper in a nutshell
multishipper: oh look a ship hell yass
multishipper: another ship woohooo
multishipper: so many ships i ship all of them oh my god
person: but what's your OTP
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: *sweats*
multishipper: *convulses*
multishipper: *gasps*
multishipper:
multishipper:
multishipper: well

princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

usbdongle:

trying to draw something really embarrassing like

image

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.