brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

image

penis-hilton:

me dying

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

irish-ishy:

A swat team raided the creatures offices following a prank call, from some asshole, calling in a school shooting threat.

Several school were evacuated and the creatures, Dan and Kootra who were in the office at the time, were arrested.

Dan has since been released and Kootra…

tags: #fuck

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

image

penis-hilton:

me dying

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

irish-ishy:

A swat team raided the creatures offices following a prank call, from some asshole, calling in a school shooting threat.

Several school were evacuated and the creatures, Dan and Kootra who were in the office at the time, were arrested.

Dan has since been released and Kootra…